{"id":1538,"date":"2016-11-15T11:20:11","date_gmt":"2016-11-15T08:20:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spektrum.fi\/spektraklet\/?p=1538"},"modified":"2018-02-27T14:35:34","modified_gmt":"2018-02-27T11:35:34","slug":"veckoslut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/spektrum.fi\/spektraklet\/veckoslut\/","title":{"rendered":"Veckoslut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>En diktsamling av pseudo-moderna haikun av den snart v\u00e4rldsber\u00f6mda, dock alltid s\u00f6ndriga, yrbollspoeten Emil L.<\/em><\/p>\n<h3><strong>F\u00f6rord<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Min k\u00e4ra Jonas.<br \/>\nDu sade: EN artikel.<br \/>\nMin f\u00f6rr\u00e4dare.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Bok 1: Att Vaka<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Skrivit p\u00e5 kandin.<br \/>\nHela dagen i Gumt\u00e4kt.<br \/>\nDags att g\u00e5 sitsa.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Alla s\u00e4tter sig.<br \/>\nNu \u00e4ter vi och sjunger;<br \/>\nmed snaps, efter snaps.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Helan och halvan,<br \/>\noch n\u00e5gonting om minnet.<br \/>\nNej! Int Theobald&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Nu kommer punschen.<br \/>\nUsch vad jag hatar punschen.<br \/>\nMen dricker \u00e4nd\u00e5.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">N\u00e5n spelar beerpong.<br \/>\nHen kastar bollen, missar.<br \/>\nBollen hittas ej.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Sen sade Herr J:<br \/>\n&#8221;Ditt h\u00e5r luktar\u00a0till anus&#8221;<br \/>\nGjorde mig ordl\u00f6s.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Herr V\u00a0drack en \u00f6l.<br \/>\nHan skrattade, men varf\u00f6r?<br \/>\nHan \u00e4r i fyllan.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">En shot, tv\u00e5 shot, tre.<br \/>\nJag \u00e4r b\u00e4st p\u00e5 att dansa.<br \/>\nFyr shot, fem shot, spy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">&#8221;Det \u00e4r dags att g\u00e5.&#8221;<br \/>\nTre timmar senare dock,<br \/>\n\u00e4r det dags att g\u00e5.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">O\u00e4ndlig hunger.<br \/>\nJag sk\u00e5dar en sn\u00e4g\u00e4re.<br \/>\n&#8221;Ge mig en lihis.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00c4ntligen hemma.<br \/>\nJag t\u00f6rstar, \u00f6ppnar kylen,<br \/>\nser en gatorade.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Bok 2: Att vakna<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Jag dr\u00f6mde om Fymm<br \/>\noch vaknade till Kvant. Mek.<br \/>\nVill ej leva mer.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ack, vilken fiilis.<br \/>\nAck, var \u00e4ro \u00e4mbaret?<br \/>\nAck, det \u00e4r f\u00f6rsent.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Ett steg fr\u00e5n s\u00e4ngen.<br \/>\nMen hela v\u00e4rlden snurrar.<br \/>\nL\u00e4gger mig igen.<\/p>\n<p>Mitt huvve bultar.<br \/>\nDet finns ingen burana.<br \/>\n\u00c4r detta slutet?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Torr som sahara.<br \/>\nL\u00e5ngsam som en sk\u00f6ldpadda.<br \/>\nS\u00e4tter p\u00e5 Netflix.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Tar fram snapsboken,<br \/>\nL\u00e4ser allas sm\u00e5 skrifter.<br \/>\nS\u00e5 m\u00e5nga kukar.<\/p>\n<p>Vad strupen t\u00f6rstar.<br \/>\nVar \u00e4ro min gatorade?<br \/>\nN\u00e5n har druckit den.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Kokade kaffe.<br \/>\nNjuter av svarta guldet.<br \/>\nM\u00e5ste p\u00e5 vessa.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Det v\u00e4rsta \u00e4r slut.<br \/>\nMin mage b\u00f6rjar kurra.<br \/>\nSer en halv lihis.<\/p>\n<p>Tr\u00f6ttheten stiger.<br \/>\nInspirationen lider.<br \/>\nKan ej skriva mer.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Emil L., s\u00f6ndrig poet och allm\u00e4n yrboll<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En diktsamling av pseudo-moderna haikun av den snart v\u00e4rldsber\u00f6mda, dock alltid s\u00f6ndriga, yrbollspoeten Emil L. F\u00f6rord Min k\u00e4ra Jonas. Du sade: EN artikel. Min f\u00f6rr\u00e4dare. &nbsp; Bok 1: Att Vaka Skrivit p\u00e5 kandin. Hela dagen i Gumt\u00e4kt. Dags att g\u00e5 sitsa. Alla s\u00e4tter sig. Nu \u00e4ter vi och sjunger; med snaps, efter snaps. Helan och &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/spektrum.fi\/spektraklet\/veckoslut\/\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Veckoslut<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85,5],"tags":[76,98],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/spektrum.fi\/spektraklet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1538"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/spektrum.fi\/spektraklet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/spektrum.fi\/spektraklet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spektrum.fi\/spektraklet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spektrum.fi\/spektraklet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1538"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/spektrum.fi\/spektraklet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1538\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1546,"href":"http:\/\/spektrum.fi\/spektraklet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1538\/revisions\/1546"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/spektrum.fi\/spektraklet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spektrum.fi\/spektraklet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spektrum.fi\/spektraklet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}